Dallas Fan Weekly

I have been involved in a serious love hate relationship with Dak Prescott for many years now. I have had deep dives into what I believe is the main problem with him, but most of those stem from before my blog days (literally started it today.)

I also believed in my mind the main issue for Dak was toughness. Mentally and physically. It just appears to me that when the lights get the brightest he consistently under preforms. Then there’s the issue of him getting literally put to sleep for his tattoo which is the ultimate sign of a not tough man. I had been pondering what the solution to Dak’s problems were for years, and recently it finally occurred to me.

It takes a lot of things to make a man tough, and I’m not sure what they all are. Dak has had a very hard life growing up, and I respect that. None of that translated into on field success in the biggest stages. Now we finally have had our solution arrive. It has been staring me in the face the whole time and I never even had thought of it before. He can’t play for himself anymore. He needs to be tough for someone else. Someone to lead him to a higher purpose. Obviously that isn’t Mike McCarthy or any of his teammates or we would be Super Bowl champions by now.

The answer has always been, he needs to have a child. Of course that was the answer. I don’t even know how I could miss something so clear. Who doesn’t bet on someone that just had a kid to score a touchdown? People who like to lose bets. I am not exactly sure how far along Dak’s girlfriend is, but I did do a simple google search about how long it takes to know the gender of a baby and apparently his little girl is probably at least around 14 weeks. I am also not a math guy so I have no idea when that means she will be born, and I’m too lazy to do any further research on the matter. In my heart I would like to believe his baby is destined to be born in the playoffs and give the Dallas Cowboys the Super Bowl Victory that has been evading us for so long.

I also 110% agree in the curse of Jimmy Johnson that is also finally getting lifted in December. I am not sure that there has ever been a more perfect storm of events to lead the Cowboys to the promise land in my 29 years of living and I am truly very excited.

Thank you Dak for finally getting laid. Thank you Jerry for finally breaking the Jimmy curse.

-Gunner